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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:09

Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
The sun's poles have flipped. A spacecraft is watching what happens next. - Mashable
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?
Minds and Behinds
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
—
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to