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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

Still no good

Empowering Coffeehouse Leaders: Starbucks expands Assistant Manager Role across the U.S. - Starbucks Coffee

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

The sun's poles have flipped. A spacecraft is watching what happens next. - Mashable

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The #1 Dessert to Help Lower Dementia Risk, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No way

Rents fall in most U.S. metros since 2023 as demand struggles to keep up with supply - Seeking Alpha

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

2025 NHL Draft Combine Notebook: What we learned - Daily Faceoff

Hysterias & Posteriors

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

How do flat earthers explain the Earth being stationary? Is this concept considered impossible?

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

I have BPD. Why do I destroy everyone I love?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Blake Lively Just Smoked Justin Baldoni in Court. The Question Is Whether It Will Matter. - Slate Magazine

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

What Makes the Florida Panthers Special? Gaudreau Tribute a Fine Example - Florida Hockey Now

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Coco Gauff Beats Madison Keys, Updated French Open Women's Bracket at Roland-Garros - Bleacher Report

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hailee Steinfeld & Josh Allen marry in west coast ceremony - Buffalo Rumblings

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Apple’s SVP Of Software Engineering Craig Federighi Wants To Maintain The iPad’s Simplicity, Making It The Best Touch Computer, As He Responds To The Possibility Of These Tablets Running macOS - Wccftech